Happy New Everything

Despite the high eye booger count and the shakes from no sleep and far too much alcohol and finally, the tightening throat muscles that cause ritualistic throat clearing every 30 seconds, the little coding freaks here at our shiny, multi-story business parky HQ have done the impossible. These hot, talented young kids from the street have whipped out the new design as a way to say, “Hey, we live in different times. 2003 is a more sober time than early 2001.”

And if the previous self-referential paragraph didn’t just smack of wankery, there’s not much else we can do about it in a legal kind of a way.

And if the previous, crotchety paragraph didn’t just smack of grumpy-old-manism… well, you can see the train of doom we’re riding. Time for more Alka-Seltzer® Plus Cold.

Also, the stunningly beautiful and talented and wonderful Mrs. Armstrong has posted some of our holiday shots.

Did I mention Happy New Year to anybody? Consider yourselves wished! And that’s not the Alka-Seltzer® talking there either, bub.