I can only imagine the body tensing pain that my wife would experience if she read my horoscope today:
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) – Today is a 6 — Take some of your hard-earned cash and get a tool you’ve been wanting. It isn’t hard to justify; you’ll make the money back in no time.
Do they not know that they are talking to a geek here? I can think of about $10k US just off the top of my head in “tools”.