When attempting to pay one’s better half a compliment, I suggest a simple approach. Don’t mention showers, shampoo or flossing. A simple, “You look great tonight!” would have sufficed. This is important, especially if your better half has a website.
We are moving. There aren’t enough boxes in the world to hold this house and all the crap we didn’t, but should have, thrown away when we decided to sell. Our methodology is under serious question and trying to work as well as pack has proven difficult. More later, HONEY.