Jon: “Wouldn’t it be great if we wore big girl pants and went to the potty?”
Leta: [pauses, considers that yes, it would be great, but she’s three, so…] “NO!”
J: “Ok.”
L: [pauses]”Soon, dad. Soon.”
L: “Dad, can we go to the sucker bank?”
J: “Yes, but you have to wear pants.”
L: “Ok, but after I’m done reading.”
L: “Daddy, I need Pocky to feel better.”