I made my love of clogs clear a few years ago, but when we took Leta to buy some shoes, I saw this:
and made Leta try them on in her size:
I was informed that I would not be adding to the clog-count in the house. There is currently one pair of clogs in the home, and that is the limit allowed under Section XVII. My legal team has assured me that Section XVII is under review, but they wouldn’t say if the clog limit would ever be up for negotiation. I believe that allowable hours of CSI/Law & Order have been exceeded and I’ll have some bargaining power during the next quarterly review.