Northwest Stats

Coffee (per day): 4
Traffic: n/a
Speed Limit (average): 20 mph under where it needs to be
Booze: Balanced precariously between not enough and too much
Sun: Staggeringly present
Frost: Every morning
Nasty Ice Scraping (daily): 20 minutes
Sleep (daily): 12 hours
Temperature: Consensus is the wet cold is actually colder than the dry cold of Utah. It has to be colder right now than in Utah. Totally. So it’s colder than monkey with brass balls. Or colder than a brass ball or a witches tit or a dog’s nose after sniffing the ground for 1 hour. Or colder than the untouchable teenage girl you wanted in high school.