Note to Professional Touring Acts

Unless you are terribly gifted in the comedic banter arena, shut up and play.

p.s. Neko Case (you know you are a Blurbomat fan and it is fairly well known you’ve taken our advice in the past), your anti-Bruce Springsteen rant was fantastic. All the other chatter blew donkey chunks. As did the sound. Any club that mangles such beautiful harmonies needs to spend a little less money on the slacker bartenders and a lot more on the house sound. Dreadful.

p.s.s. Crazy ass Keith Moon drummer, you are awesome.