This year, with the war and whatnot, the Oscars were, well, subdued. Except for the actors. They all seemed a bit jumpy and skittish and stoned / baked / drunk / oops – I – forgot – my – Valium / I – mis-timed – my – Botox – treatment.

No one seemed like they actually _wanted_ to be there.

Plus, the sound. Ugh. It must have been mixed on this.