Northwest Stats

Coffee (per day): 4 Traffic: n/a Speed Limit (average): 20 mph under where it needs to be Booze: Balanced precariously between not enough and too much Sun: Staggeringly present Frost: Every morning Nasty Ice Scraping (daily): 20 minutes Sleep (daily): 12 hours...

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Instead of Working

I'm supposed to be packing. However, I can't stop thinking about Utah and booze. In California, the single best thing is being able to buy liquor at the supermarket. Being able to comparison shop between Ralph's, Von's, Costco and Trader Joes forces the entire...

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Dog Day Morning

7:00 am -- Awake. Chuck has weird pimply thing on face. Not sure if it is:ZitInjury from playing hard with neighborhood dogsRare insect bite 8:37 am -- Verdict: Let's watch it closely. 10:48 am -- Utter terror. Blood! Running down his face! The digital camera is in...

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Some Numbers

Conflicts of Interest for Donald Trump Every Day

Countdown to 2020 Election Day








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  • Mental Acuity