That Car Bitch

When someone strikes your car, and your car is parked, it is their fault. Always. Even if you parked illegally. This Blurbomat knows due to a certain incident involving a 14' moving van and a 2001 Mercedes E 430 on Stanyan & 17th in late-September, 2001. Blurbomat is...

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The kindness of strangers

This is blowing me away. I'm trying to be aloof and cool and post-modern and just let it slide, but I can't. You people are amazing. All of you. I've never heard from so many people in my life. I've never experienced anything remotely approaching the outpouring here....

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Some Numbers

Conflicts of Interest for Donald Trump Every Day

Countdown to 2020 Election Day








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