Pitchforked May 20, 2005 | link | 4 comments From my boy Sam. David Cross on Pitchforkmedia.com’s overwrought reviews. On Pitchforkmedia.com. Somebody is finally telling it like it is; Pitchfork reviews are the critical equivalent of a 38 minute bassoon solo—jacking off. Share this:TwitterFacebookGooglePinterest « Apple is Dying? Again? Tabloid Fun » You might like: Failure Pile, Sadness Bowl Link: Gall of the Wild – Gall bladder T-shirt Look it up Gotta Love Jesus. And the South.