Poop Labor

I’m convinced that there is another type of labor, that is not included in the designation “false labor” or Braxton-Hicks. It is the labor that one goes through to move ones bowels while pregnant.

That’s right. I was timing contractions last night for 2 hours. I was diligently breathing and being calm. I watched the start times of each contraction and held her hand. I was calm.

Apparently, the contractions were just for delivering poop.