Really Really Real Reality

This is not a lie.

About all I can write today:

  • Alerted family members. We’re former Mormons so that means a lot of phone calls to the really large families.
  • This is what levitation feels like.
  • Thanks everybody for the kind words. We’re blown away.
  • I’m already buried by stacks of bridal magazines.
  • Anybody know a good kilt maker? Apparently kilts are in this season.