This is not a lie.
About all I can write today:
- Alerted family members. We’re former Mormons so that means a lot of phone calls to the really large families.
- This is what levitation feels like.
- Thanks everybody for the kind words. We’re blown away.
- I’m already buried by stacks of bridal magazines.
- Anybody know a good kilt maker? Apparently kilts are in this season.