Snotastic

Snotastic

Perfect nasal passages, I don't know ye.

See those fleshy folds in the above illustration? I don’t have them. They have been buried for a good two weeks under a solid mass of discolored mucous. I’ve tried everything. Fortunately, I was able to find a fiber optic camera and my lover went on ahead and took this lovely shot:

If only I had a dental tool or two.

What I’m looking for is someone to wedge possibly explosive elements in these two slots. I figure an M80 per side. My lover, normally unsqueamish, absolutely refuses to participate, even if I get slow, long fuses.

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