The Groper

dooce: Wife, mother, Utah blogger

I’ve been waiting to write about being interviewed by the Salt Lake Tribune, but Heather gets right to the point.

I wonder: just how many men grope their wives? And while it might seem indecent or annoying, certainly it’s a better sign of love and affection than going golfing for four days straight or watching SportsCenter [sp?] seven hours a day.

I’m just going to have to make some new business cards with my proclivities towards my lovely wife printed on them:

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