Why can’t they just up and say it? The tension is so thick on this season of American Idol, it’s nearly unbearable. Without Dunkleman (and what exactly happened to Dunkleman? Hello, VH-1’s Where are They Now: Reality TV Hosts…), it is so painfully obvious that Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest are lovers. People published a photo of the two on jet-skis while on “vacation” in Barbados.
In Us, Ryan is quoted:
“I watched The Bachelorette, and sex definitely sells. Trista has one of the tightest asses in reality television — tighter than Simon Cowell’s!”
Ryan, you should know.