I’m hoping to be able to shave this thing off very, very, very soon.
If I’m gonna ensure scratchy awfulness, I might as will just grow a full beard is what I’m saying.
Not that there is anything wrong with mustaches or growing mustaches or growing mustaches for charity.
As always, thank you to all those who have donated. Soon I will be adding my contribution, which will match the contributions of all you awesome donors.
p.s. if you still really want to, you can donate: