If you want to contact me, use this form:

I read all my email. I can’t possibly reply to it all. So let me thank you now for caring enough to send an email. If you are going to yell at me, you are, frankly, silly. Take your meds and go outside for a bit.

For snail mail correspondence:

Jon Armstrong
245 N. Vine St., #507
Salt Lake City, UT 84103