If you want to contact me, send an email to:

djblurb [at] blurbomat [dot] com

I read all my email. I can’t possibly reply to it all. So let me thank you now for caring enough to send an email. If you are going to yell at me, you are, frankly, silly. Take your meds and go outside for a bit.

For snail mail correspondence:

Blurbodoocery
1338 S. Foothill Dr., #230
Salt Lake City, UT 84108

Note: I may or may not review a product sent to me. Products sent for review will be donated or discarded. If I really like something, we’ll talk. Although I suspect that will be rare, because I’m in my forties now and much harder to impress.