DIY mania has swept over us here at the blurbomat HQ. Key learnings:
- IKEA’s traffic pattern is designed so that by the time you get to housewares, you are suffering from a near-homicidal need to start throwing things. And hating people. And wondering why they didn’t design the aisles to hold a shopping cart full of breakable objects and the 4.75′ x 6.875′ rug?
- Never let your wife near a power tool without proper training or a strict regimen of sobriety.
- Keep a large supply of toggle bolts. They will bail you out of any situation the cheap IKEA hardware will put you in.
- Interior renovation on the hottest day of the year will require a lot of hydration–not gin or bourbon.