As part of the Blurbomat annual Autumn Regression (wherein editorial staff channels their inner twelve year-old boy), we’ve done some things we’re not so proud of. For example, seeing the film Jackass. To redeem ourselves somewhat, we’ve come up with a new product called Tater Bombzê.
This product is a revolutionary potato-derived snack that features the latest in biogenomics and agricultural engineering to provide hours of snacking good fun. The best part is that Tater Bombz provide something we all can buy into: Stink-Free© farts. In the Blurbomat Lab, we’ve taken food chemicals to a whole new level; food that actually makes one pass wind but doesn’t cause catastrophic damage to the sensitive olfactory tissue! What twelve year-old boy won’t have fun with that?
“Tootin’ good fun!”
“Blast your buddies into next week!”
“I can’t believe it’s not a butter cup!”
“Now with Blastastic Plus!”
We’re in talks with the Ore-Ida people.