SxSW: Recap part I

March 12th, 2008

Thursday

Got in and was welcomed by stormy weather. Had a great dinner with Bill and Helen. Ended up only mildly buzzed after starting out ripped about a hundred ways to jesus. Thank god for a massive fish steak that soaked up all the bourbon. In bed by midnight-esque.

Friday

Woke up and fell back asleep. Laid around. Rested. It was fantastic. Started to get The Panic for Battledecks II, where I was a competitor. (UPDATE: Some of the slides here.)

Upon arrival at the room, I met my competitors, who were all amazing and scary smart. First up was George Kelly (flickr), winner of the previous Battledecks held in 2006. None of us had looked at our slides (so I heard), but about 10 seconds into George’s slides, the contestants were all feeling like it was over. Clearly, we were in the presence of a master presenter. The best part about George’s slides: Clogs. A lot of them. He ran with it referring to LiveClogging as the ultimate mobile platform. Brilliant and unflappable. Funny as hell in how serious he was about presenting.

Slides were something like this (and this), with each contestant having 5 minutes to get through 10 slides. Here’s one of mine. Yep.

The other competitors in random order:

Mike Essl (flickr)

Molly Steenson (flickr)

Sarah Szalavitz (she works for Veoh). Hers was my favorite if only for the Dig Dug video game slide and how she played it… Very well.

Anil Dash (winner!) (Vox)

Ted Rheingoldhttp://www.spideysenses.com/ (he of Dogster and Catster) whom had just arrived in time to present from the airport. Very very pro.

Rob Weychert, with impressive ecosystem-supporting beard (flickr)

Here’s a portion of Anil’s presentation. It starts after he demanded a reception that he deserved and came back in to thunderous applause. His persona for this presentation is spectacularly brilliant:

I don’t think he’s that big of an asshole in real life.

Afterwards I tried to calm down, we had dinner with half the internet at Moonshine and then hit parties and got wasted. Got to bed around 1am or so. Yes, I know. Amateurs. We are parents, people. I’m old-ish.

Saturday

Saturday we slept until 9 or so and after breakfast, we went to the meetup at Halcyon. Who were nice until some dude showed up and was very upset that we were there, asking us to vacate, which we did. Fortunately, the weather was fantastic and we got to meet a lot of amazing people. You guys floored me. All of you. Thank you so much for your support. We couldn’t do it without you.

Despite the rudeness at Halcyon, they make a killer Bloody Mary. Trust me.

After the meet up we hit Las Manitas for a very late lunch and back to the hotel for naps. Which didn’t happen. Heather prepped for her panel with Maggie while I caught “Blood, Sweat and Fear: Great Design Hurts” and “Worst. Website. Ever.: That’s So Crazy, It Just Might Work”. Both were great panels. It was interesting to get a snapshot into Apple’s process and hear Gruber talk about design. In the latter panel, I really enjoyed watching some of my favorite web personalities pitch insane companies. Merlin Mann can unleash jargon like “open the kimono” and “we’re not going to boil the ocean” with aplomb and abandon. All the presenters were excellent and it was a good day, despite being exhausted and needing a nap.

We went to dinner and then hit the 16bit party wherein we largely ignored the freak show (bad audio and kind of cold outside) and then danced like freaks when the DJs hit the stage. We left at about 1:55am, getting in bed by 2:30. Until we realized that it was really 3:30 due to the time change. Pain. This party pretty much destroyed me for the rest of the conference.

Sunday

Not quite as hungover as I thought I’d be, but still not optimal. We got brunch in the hotel and hunkered down for show prep. Heather and Maggie’s panel/presentation, “Content Boundaries, a 12-Step Program” went very well and had some great pointers, even for internet veterans.

People always seem so shocked when Heather shares actual awful email. I wish that she could do it every week in front of people, just to hear the reaction.

Afterwards, we met a bunch of awesome people and then retreated to the Iron Cactus for snacks and free drinks courtesy of Yahoo! We then went to Artz Rib House for amazing ribs. Amazing. Then to the hotel bar for cocktails where we met some more awesome people and bought rounds of drinks that made me comatose. In bed by 12:30 am. And barely so.

More tomorrow. After a nap. o


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13 Responses to “SxSW: Recap part I”

  1. 1
    Chloe Says:

    Yahoo sprang for drinks? So happy that my investment is paying off for someone I (virtually) know.

  2. 2
    doug Says:

    What’s the story on “some dude” making you leave Halcyon? Did he work there? You’d think they’d want a bunch of customers in the place.

    And doesn’t it piss you off how easily partying now kicks your ass? Not that I was ever a big partier, but now? Forget it.

  3. 3
    workroom Says:

    hey has heather been moonlighting?

    http://www.knickerpicker.com/dressing-room.asp
    (middle model?)

    ; )

  4. 4
    Amy Says:

    ” … ripped about a hundred ways to jesus.”

    Best quote ever!

  5. 5
    Pete Dunn Says:

    I’m really going to have to get down there next year. I wish I’d gotten to see Heather’s panel. That’s exactly the kind of advice I’ve been looking for lately.

  6. 6
    la_florecita Says:

    That sucks that they made you leave! And I agree with Doug- you’d think they’d want the business.

  7. 7
    jen Says:

    Thanks, Jon, for such a detailed update. I [almost] feel like I was there. After following the conference this year, I can’t think of a conference I’d like to attend more.

  8. 8
    Jodie Says:

    Are any of the presentations going to be available for downloading? It sounded like a fun and interesting conference. And YES GETTING OLD SUCKS BIG TIME!
    I’m 3 years away from 50 and 9 months away from 20 years at a large Dallas semiconductor company. I can’t really believe it… I was a geek before geeks were cool… Comp Sci major. ;-) We get a gold parking pass for 20 and no more additional “timebank”, it’s maxed out at 20 years. Sorta sucks, but if I can hang in there until 55, I can retire with health insurance benefits. Worth more now than a pension plan!
    You guys rock… looking forward to reading more about the weekend, about Coco & Chuck’s reunion with Mom & Dad & Leta. About how Leta’s long weekend with Grandma was… etc. I love reading Dooce then yours, I get a fuller picture… why I care is the real question? I guess it’s like an ongoing reality TV show, except it’s real life happening in Utah… a state I never plan to live in. Too many Mormons for me! I’ve got some UU friends that are former Mormons… their stories have always been quite interesting about their growing up in the religion.

  9. 9
    Bill Says:

    So, I’m knocking back the margaritas on the rocks and you’re going “jesus, jesus.” Now, I understand!

    Was it really Johnny Walker Blue or Johnny Walker Red with a Doppler shift?

    Hmmmmmm?

  10. 10
    Becky Says:

    I’m torn to bits that I missed the meet-up last weekend.

    Between forgetting which day it was and house sitting with 4 young dogs (never suggested) I entirely missed yall! On Sunday, I checked the time and location, and realized wellshit! I have no good excuse.

    I truly look up to you and your wife, (and chuck! and your daughter, and maybe even that puppy.) Wish I could have told you in person.

    I hope Austin treated you well, and if you need a more welcoming coffee-house meetup-location next time, you have plenty of alternatives.

    Thanks for the recap.

  11. 11
    Lisa Says:

    I wanted, very much, to go to the meet and greet. I just couldn’t justify loading up my 10 week old daughter for a 3.5 hour drive just to meet someone I read on the internet. Even though I’ve been reading Heather’s site since 2001 and your almost as long. I’m still a little sad I didn’t go.

    I’m glad you had a good time and congratulations to Heather for the awards. She deserves all of them and more.

  12. 12
    MP Says:

    I think Dooce* should have a Daily Hate Mail, in addition to the Daily Photo, Daily Chuck, and Daily Style. At least give us a weekly Hate Mail treat. Pretty please?!?

  13. 13
    Andy Baio Says:

    Hey, sorry I missed you and Heather. Next year!

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