My always fantastic and uber-hot wife has posted photos, some of which are mine. More importantly, note that while I’m brushing the Former Congressman’s teeth, I have refused to move the laptop, and it is balanced precariously, yet expertly.

In a past life, I was a midget circus performer, reknowned for my extraordinary balance on the tight rope. I did not wear makeup in said past life.

Also. In a past life, I played Carmageddon for hours on end. It is the best computer game ever.