The MovaTron 4000™

I have another in a series of brilliant ideas, disseminated here poorly. In three days, I'll have a better, funnier way of telling it and I'll have severe George Lucas urges to start modifying the post. But I won't modify the post. Instead, I'll let it become the...

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New Product: Tater Bombz

As part of the Blurbomat annual Autumn Regression (wherein editorial staff channels their inner twelve year-old boy), we've done some things we're not so proud of. For example, seeing the film Jackass. To redeem ourselves somewhat, we've come up with a new product...

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Some Numbers

Conflicts of Interest for Donald Trump Every Day

Countdown to 2020 Election Day








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