dooce: And the smell of chlorine fills the air

The closing paragraph is wrong on many counts. I’m the pussy who got into the pool to fix it because the whiny southerners are too busy comparing how put out they are to be breathing oxygen. Somebody’s gotta step in or else we’ll either be getting random Sanford and Son comments from the neighbors or the exploding pool will land us on one of the funniest home videos shows where we’ll get honorable mention.